In this MEGA, DOUBLE_LENGTH EPISODE, the gang watches the “edited for Christians” version of Conan the Barbarian (1982) to find out what exactly they need to cut from a classic sword-and-sorcerer film to make it acceptable for their snowflake eyes.
Spoiler Alert: They cut the swords and the sorcerers.. and also the blood, sex, violence… y’know… all the stuff that makes this movie great.
Also in this Episode:
- Which of the hosts has only seen this edited version?!
- Is James Earl Jones too sexy for Christians?
- Are clean-edited films just a form of intentional, sexual torture?